The Spocker

Two in the Pink Two in the Stink - When enacted it looks like the Star Trek symbol

I was foolin around with my woman and she loved it when I gave her the spocker.

by Fabecio July 12, 2009

sockscrates

a cat that attracts large bearded men.

ooo kitty! sockscrates! WELLPH!

by george kastanza January 16, 2008

socksual intercourse

you are in a rush to have sex, you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.

girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1

by jimboween May 21, 2008

sporkster

A stalker who is actually very cool.

Kirsten is such a sporkster, she follows 5 & 6 everywhere! But check out her awesome shoes!

by kira March 19, 2004

Spocker

When you spread your fingers like spock and stick you pinky and ring finger in the ass while your pointer and middle finger in the pussy

Last night i taught my girlfriend all about the Spocker.

by DRE B. January 1, 2010

Spock shock

Giving a girl the shocker, but with two fingers in each orifice, making it resemble the Trekkie sign.

Dude, last night I gave Laquiqui the Spock shock!

by Ant Lion May 15, 2010

Sockspeare

Sockspeare is an amazing version of Shakespeare as intrepreted by the internationally famous and BRILLIANT young, handsome, sock monkey, director Antoine Sock.

Greg and I went and saw Sockspeare in the Park this weekend, as always that sock monkey was AMAZING.

by Muffy Nordstrom December 6, 2011