Splash Mountain

When a girl squirts in your face and you take a picture with the flash on as it happens.
I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.
by September 07, 2020
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Splash Mountain

When the shit in the porta potty becomes a mountain and the water splashes your ass
by Construction workers May 01, 2020
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Splash Mountain

Splash Mountain:
When you are fucking someone doggy style, pull out, and nut down their butt crack starting from the top.
Right as the nut reaches their booty hole you put your face next to their ass and clap their cheeks together causing a cum explosion similar to that of the ride "Splash Mountain" at the theme park known as "Disneyland".
"Bro Jessica let me go to Splash Mountain last night it was my first time. She even setup the camera for a picture just like the ride at Disneyland. Wanna see it?"
by greatwampa December 10, 2024
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Splash Artist

A disc jockey with such skill and expertise that the music they produce appears to sound like water being splashed repetitively in a tech house melody.
Why would I fry out at MainStage for Flop Artists like Ferreck and Fred Again? I’d rather listen to 12 straight hours of tech house from a Splash Artist like Marco.
by Joturo November 15, 2023
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protein throat splash

Protein throat splash is when a guy cums inside of someone's mouth and hits the back of their throat.
Man, I gave her a protein throat splash before I kicked her out of my car.
by phoreversurf February 10, 2018
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Splash O' Grunt Juice

Also known as a "Blake-kakke". Basically, dump a double-shot of your favorite alcohol and mix it into a large White cherry slushie. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during Popp's piss break. Note: You get +10 Homo-suspicion points if the slushie splashes IN YOUR FACE!!!
No, I am not taking a Splash O' Grunt Juice...Got it in my mouth and eyes last time!!!!!
by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022
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Ass Splash

Ass Splash is when you take a huge shit and it makes a splash in the bowl that hits your ass
Bro 1: don’t you just hate it when you get Ass Splash
Bro 2: WTF is Ass Splash
Bro 1: it’s when you take a shit and the water splashes your ass
Bro 2: oh yeah, I really do hate Ass Splash
by ThiccShady80Mile January 24, 2022
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