Slattern Pattern

A tramp stamp, but on the front. Usually highly sexualized or completely ordinary.

Guy: man she had 2 dolphins jumping over a rainbow right above her pussy.
Friend: Weird Slattern Pattern, you finish?
Guy: Nah, flipped her over, her tramp stamp said “Daddy”

by Bushido711 October 4, 2018

Splatter the matter

Diarrhea; The Shits

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”

by subtronic October 11, 2018

Slatterfest

A celebratory gathering of friends in honour of Slatterfey. Traditionally held on/near December 13. A great feast is prepared and guests are invited to indulge in complementary greenery and giggle juice throughout the evening.

The first Slatterfest was a great success, nobody could believe the food was edible, let alone tasty!

by ameliaw December 28, 2018

Splatter Film

Splatter film, is slang for porn or a porno film

“Ayyy bro, last night was hella akward, my parents caught me watching splatter film”

by Hjaller February 19, 2019

Spitters

Know most commonly on “race jet skis” spitters are often mistaken as pissers. Only full blown racers know about “spitters”.

“Oh yeah fuck yeah dom check out those “spitters” on that super jet over there.. that guy pulls ass for sure”

by Ohyeahfuckya June 12, 2019

Smatter

What’s a matter

What’s smatter poppet?

by wickothedico June 21, 2019

Shattered

When a relationship can no longer be fixed.

1. Our relationship is no longer just broken, its shattered.

2. When something is broken it can be fixed or put back together. When its shattered, there is no putting it back together.

by Lindsay Mc June 24, 2019