Spanish chocolate

Dark hash known to be smoked in Spain in Spliffs

Jitt: what u puttin in that blunt unk
Unk: man this some Spanish chocolate nephew u dont kno bout nuna dis shit lil n*gga.

by JittMoments April 14, 2023

Spanish Pinewood Derby

Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first

yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date

by missmary22 October 22, 2018

Spanish Popsicle

The sexual act of a Spanish man dipping the penis into a girl's mouth. The girl is sucking it and the saliva representing the penis (popsicle) melting. Until the Spanish man finishes the job by ejaculating into her mouth, then that's where the real melting begins.

My Spanish man gave me a hard Spanish Popsicle and it really felt good.

by LeilaSP March 9, 2019

Spanish Motorcycle

A sexual act in which your partner inserts a maraca into your anus to use as a handle while simultaneously twisting the penis and making motorcycle engine noises.

Last night, after the cinco de mayo party, Francesca gave me a Spanish motorcycle and I'm still pretty sore....

by Skeet442 March 17, 2019

Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

Spanish Tony

The act of doggying a girl mid-flight on a Boeing 727 while simultaneously chopping a small line of cocaine mixed with Southeast Asian No. 4 heroin on her back. The man proceeds to snort the mixture of drugs before having orgasm.

"We gotta bail Joey out of jail!"

"Why? What happened?"

"He got caught giving a Spanish Tony to one of the flight attendants!"

"My god..."

by Mike_Litoris June 13, 2018

Spanish Attack

To be attacked with curse words in the spanish language.

Whenever Eduardo is mad at Jon, he tends to resort to a spanish attack to set Jon straight.

by Crow's weakness June 30, 2018