Simmer down Sampson

Just a saying of no origin known

When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"

by mzzzpolarbear March 7, 2017

Walt Whitman's sampler

A "calorie-free" collection of "flavorless" (i.e., dull/boring) poetry instead of an assortment of delicious candies.

Good poetry and prose may indeed be "food for though", but giving someone a Walt Whitman's sampler instead of a box of rich yummy sweet Christmas chocolates is kinda pushing da envelope!

by QuacksO August 6, 2019

chucky fraser sampson

he is the least funny guy in the world you will hate him the moment you see him you will regret it if you become his girlfriend

girl 1: man chucky sucks
girl 2: what hapend this time
girl 1:he just sucks in bed that's all
girl 2: thats what you get for having chucky fraser sampson as a boyfriend

by explodingwalecarcases September 24, 2019

African core sample

When you are clapping that ass and go to bust on her chest, but just push out a core of poop out of your urethra that you just jackhammered back into her small intestine.

She asked me to get her and African core sample to study. After a good struggle fuck, I shot one right on her reading classes.

by Thunderdaddy May 9, 2021

Ice Cream Sample

A rim job performed on someone who has recently taken a shit but did not wipe.

“She wanted to give me a rim job so badly I didn’t have time to wipe. So, she got an Ice Cream Sample”

by Apache Americano November 25, 2021

evangeline erica sampson

the best person to live on the planet.

#1 "Yo have you heard of Evangeline Erica Sampson??"

#2 "Omg yea she's like the best person to live on the planet"
#1 "Ikr"
#3 "I heard she saved world hunger"

#1 and #2 "OMGG!!! I LOVE HER"

by Esler April 23, 2023

single mom sampler

The combination of having a thigh tattoo, nose piercing, and hair dyed an unnatural color.

Ashley just dyed her hair blue, she completed the single mom sampler!

by tmc00 July 14, 2024