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Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".
Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.
by 911Jesus November 19, 2023
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Simon

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.
Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.
by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022
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simon

simon er carls cumslut
hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon
by smegmaboyyyyyyyyytssotuff April 7, 2025
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kayne simon

Kayne Simon is a person that’s plays video games and is kind and beautiful will always help One another and will give them there last piece of gum no questions ask. This person is an indoor but will do anything with you at any time. This person is charming to all lady’s almost every girl falls for him this person is stunning.
Charming Kayne Simon YEET gaming
by Harry mind June 2, 2019
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Simon Olimian

sison. Yellow, golden, linguist, instead of a warrior, he is a linguist
Simon Olimian Ivan Olimian Victor Olimian the three Olimians.
by hydorus shui January 6, 2025
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Simone

Simone is the best name for a black girl and gives you the power to do anything
Boy: Hey Simone
Girl: Hey
by Coolgil November 12, 2022
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Simon-ism

1. Something that is unintentionally kitschy, tacky, or of poor quality, but these flaws go unnoticed by the admirers of said thing.

2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.
Argh, not another Another Simon-ism
by schmuly August 6, 2015
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