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School Shooters

Alright... This guy is a fucking retard. This guy, Alec Baldwin's brother, says that all of the school shooters played 1 of 3 games. Fortnite, Call of Duty, or GTA...
Hym "That's like saying 'All of the school shooters had eyes.' Like, if you play video games... That chances that you DON'T play CoD, Fortnite, or GTA are basically 0. Like, these people are fucking retarded. And the pundit, Patrick Bet David, goes 🤯 HIS MIND IS BLOWN! HIS MIND IF BLOWN BY THE CONNECTION GUYS! FUCKING RETARD! He's a fucking retard. The pundit is a retard. The guy he is interviewing is a fucking retard. Like, you see why you're shit, right? Like, you are a pundit and you can see your relationship to me and the rest of the world and you know that you are shit, right? Like, all the school shooters, right? They all ate cheeseburgers! Can you believe it!? They ALL ate cheeseburgers at some point in their lives."

Patrick Bet David 🤯 "WOOOOOOAH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAH!! MY MIND IS BLOWN RIGHT NOW!"
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024
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Fuentes Shooter

Yeah, hey, definitely don't wait outside of the place you're going to shoot up or bang on the door or shout the name of the guy you're trying to kill. You need a clean intercept. Any amount of wait time increases the chance of failure.
Hym "The Fuentes shooter clearly didn't take my course on assassination. You need a clean intercept between you and the target. This is what it should look like:

Where the target is going
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Right? You gotta meet them where they are at as they get there. Kind of like the CEO shooter but don't buy shit before and after the kill you fucking idiots. Assassination day is a ZERO TRANSACTION DAY. ZERO PUCHASES. So you can say you were at home alone. Leave your phone at the house. Buy a burner. Why are you going to a gas station before you kill someone? Dumb. That's why."
by Hym Iam December 21, 2024
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Oyster Shooter

When you cum into that pussy and it’s beading up on the bottom of those labia, looking like a pearl in an oyster on the half shell. Then she squat down over yo confused ass face and the moment it hits yo tongue she pressure washes pee down yo throat.

Oyster Shooter
“Bro I spent ten grand on some oyster shooters last night.” “What?!?! Where?!??”
“That red light district son”
by Daltronik February 11, 2025
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School Shooter

A person (usually depressed) who wishes to take out their anger by taking the lives of other students in a school building.
Something i am at risk of experiencing. call the police for me, tell them that someone is threatening to shoot up ordean east middle school. if you see a school shooter, they are dangerous, and you should run and hope they didn't see you first.
by TheFinnMann999 March 19, 2025
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Got shooters

*NOT BASKETBALL 🏀 *

To have on demand assassins or killers a flex of power and reminder of connection
FEATURED IN GTA by Metro Boomin & Future
“GTA I Got Shooters” - translated Grand Theft Auto you know the video game that has killers it’s subtle yet smart.
by It hasn’t happened yet April 18, 2025
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a ShooterMcGavin

A brand new, never used insulin syringe or a 10 count bag of them. The one and only difference between a "ShooterMcGavin" and an insulin syringe or 10 count bag of them is; Insulin syringes are for the purpose of administering insulin when a diabetics blood sugar has dropped dangerously low. Any brand new never used insulin syringe turns into a "ShooterMcGavin" once it contains some sort of Schedule I and, or II Narcotic and, or Stimulant solution with the intent of being either injected directly into the blood stream either in the neck, eyeball or that vein in your forehead that pulsates when one gets extremely aggravated. However if the tip of the "ShooterMcGavin" is intentionally broken off so the route at which it's been designated can then be changed to be administered into the rectal cavity known as "boofing" depending on which hemisphere you're in. However when this happens, like a caterpillar going through a metamorphosis to turn into a butterfly. When a "ShooterMcGavin" is altered to be used to boof said illicit substance(s) it has a metamorphosis of its own and it's designated call sign then changes from "ShooterMcGavin" to "Chubs".
Junky 1 says to junky 2: I'd give my left testicle for a ShooterMcGavin right now..

Junky 2 hands Junky 1 his pocket knife. Followed by junky 1 asking junky 2: "What's this for? You know Im waiting on my new id in the mail. Since you insist somebody you, or your family knows will see you at the pharmacy making a medical purchase. At which point, pharmacy staff won't be able to resist risking their job to gossip with a fat ginger woman with upper lip hair more prominent than any mustache I could ever hope to grow that you call "mom" about a 3 dollar purchase you just made.. On camera, so there's an audio visual record of your rights being violated. But who could blame that pharmacy tech or pharmacist? Shit I'd have thrown 4 years of higher learning down the drain as it held hands with my career and retirement plan too just to squeak your scary ass out to one of your fat ugly family members. We get it, you just can't even take the risk, the nothing you have going on is too much to risk. Yup, there's no denying were better off treating are bodies like pin cushions. At this point I could pull something sharper than what we've currently got from a public men's restroom, sharps box.."

Junky 2's lip quivers as he sniffles when he should wipe his damn nose and pulls out a brand new unopened bag of insulin syringes and says sadly with a shakey, crackling voice: "I received a diagnosis of type one diabetes yesterday at my doctor's appointment. "
by JunkboxHero April 25, 2025
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Chickenlove Shotter

Slang in Cincinnati for "a guy who always pisses when recieving a blowjob", or "a girl who defecates while her vagina is being ate".

Named this way because it is like laying an egg
Don't hang out with that idiot, he is a Chickenlove Shotter
by drozdks23 February 22, 2026
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