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shame loaf

1. a lonely turd that was neglected and not flushed down the toilet.

2. a substandard sandwich, hoagie, sub or grinder usually purchased at a gas station or vending machine.
1. That shame loaf might have a little bit of blood in it.

2. That shame loa might have a little bit of blood on the wrapper. Oh, thats just motor oil.
by christpanda August 7, 2011
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Shameful Explosion

Jerking off and nutting while your sibling or friend is in the bed next to you
The other night I couldn't help myself even tho my aunt was sleeping in the bottom bunk. When I finished, it was just such a shameful explosion
by Toeesss December 5, 2017
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Carpenter Shaming

Job shaming someone like the guy from Cosby Show. "Is Bob rich?" No, he's a poor carpenter and not nearly as sophisticated as us rich lawyers!" Or
So, I hear your a carpenter now. *cough* (when you want to put someone down")
I hear they're carpenter shaming the new hire.
by Paul Axlerod November 27, 2019
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Shaming the Pipe

Talking dirty to your penis while beating it like it owes you money.
My boss caught be "shaming the Pipe" in the bathroom. I called it a "Thorin Dickenshield, the adventurous dwarf"
by ZaphoddZero March 17, 2021
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Claim of Shame

When you have to claim on your phone insurance after destroying it the night before in a drunken rage
You see that hungover motherfucker in T-Mobile with his broke ass phone, that's for sure a Claim of Shame
by Johnpricey February 16, 2019
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Shame Room

A room in the house used as a dedicated storage space for all of your uncompleted hobby and DIY projects. Typically this is also used as a junk room to keep other stuff that you have no other place for in your home such large inflatable penguins that you bought on impulse or that half-complete set of encyclopaedias that you swear is still useful.

See also pile of shame and stack of shame.
Person A: "I'm not up to much this weekend. Just picking up some new hobby stuff, adding to my shame room".
Person B: "You have a shame room?.." (assuming that it's something sexual, and wondering what the hell you consider a hobby)

*Awkward silence*
by Rhino_the_chubby_unicorn November 20, 2021
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Shame shower

Shower one takes after failing to buy toilet paper and continuing to poop.
Sorry I’m late. I’m out of toilet paper, so i had to take a shame shower.
by Mrmoonshinejack March 21, 2019
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