Schmokes

1. Hilarious word used by the 1950s greasers and even some under-educated contemporaries in a failed bid to use diversity when describing a cigarette.

1. Hey fellas', let's light up a schmoke!

2. Oi blad your sister gonna get us any schmokes?

by Definitely not McGee October 17, 2008

schmootz

The seamen that back flow from a woman,s Vagina or anus after sex

After little Jimmy had his way with his older sisters anus , She had a gallon of Schmootz squirt out of her Ass Hole.

by bobfri September 30, 2012

schmoo

(adj) something gross usually of the stick/gooey variety;
describing something cool or stupid.

dude, that thing on the floor looks like green schmoo
or
OMG! he was like that shirt is soooooo schmoo

by rockergrl101 May 19, 2010

Schmozzle

Schmozzle, according to the game Balderdash, is a group of three or more monkeys.

One, two, three, four, five monkeys....Wow, now that's a Schmozzle.

by Some random chick... November 3, 2010

schmoo

a stuck-up snob who hates kids and steals other peeps best friends

That girl is such a schmoo

by Oink Oink June 12, 2003

Schlob

Is a name for a male who has a long and fat dick. They are constantly getting laid because of their wangs.

I asked cody if he scored last night. He said "Of course I'm a Schlob"

by Chuck woolery November 14, 2004

schmog

1) Something you say when there is a long silence in a room or if nothing is going on.

2) Something you say when you can't think of a word. Much like thingamajig.

1) (long silence) Schmog.

2) Damn look at that schmog over there.

by NigMcNig January 18, 2009