Chelmsford Potato

The art of stuffing mashed potato up an Essex girls love hole and making her gradually squeeze it out whilst gyrating over your naked body. Extra special when the bird is on her period, super red mash!

John: I was bored watching Eastenders last night so I got the other half to give me a Chelmsford Potato

Chris: You are a sick fuck Jonny boy!

by DJSwiss January 28, 2010

Caution Potato

The act of pooping on the floor of a public restroom, and then placing a "Caution Wet Floor" sign over said poop.

Chud - "Hey Matt, the school janitor is going to be PISSED"
Matt - "Why?"
Chud - "I just laid a HUGE Caution Potato in the band restroom!"

by Chudder's Butter February 22, 2011

Triangle Potato

The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.

"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"

"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"

"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."

by Galloway February 26, 2008

pootato

when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.

dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!

by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011

Runner's Potato

The sad result of a runner not making it to the bathroom, in time to defecate.

At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.

by Pfu May 20, 2010

potatoes farmed

1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!

by Dope Fiend March 11, 2005

Potato Cup Potatoes

A vegan dish consisting of potatoes, onions, and bell peppers sautéed in a pan and mixed together with some seasonings. The resulting mixture is then transported to a red plastic cup, and served with saran wrap on top sealed with a rubber band for maximum portability.

The dish is best eaten while tailgating for a concert, or attending a long outdoor event where emergency sustenance may be required.

After spending the whole day in the sun drinking beer, nothing hits the spot better than potato cup potatoes.

by bemaniac July 23, 2009