bass playing chick with glasses

a young girl, teenaged to young adult, who plays the bass guitar and wears glasses.

girl + bass + glasses = hawt

"hey, look at that bass playing chick with glasses! she's so cute!"

by DSZ November 25, 2005

Star Platinum

An asspull.

1: star platinum

Google: I'm sorry, did you mean : example of an asspull?

by Dr.Soolian March 2, 2020

playing whale

It is when you lie on your back in the bathtub with less than 1/2 inch of water above your erect penis. You then masturbate and when you blow your load it looks like a whale blowing water out of it's blowhole.

Andrew - Where's Matt at today?
Carson - I bet he's home playing whale.
Andrew - I think he only has a shower, and you need a tub to play whale.

by Andrew Hissom June 11, 2006

platinum lesbian

a lesbian who has never done anything with a man (gold star), plus they were born by artificial insemination, so at the time that sperm met egg, there was no penis present.

Girl 1 - I hate those girls who have made out with guys before but say that they're lesbians... I'm a real lesbian, I've only been with girls.
Girl 2 - Yep, you're a gold star lesbian!
Girl 3 - Actually, I'm a platinum lesbian... there was no dick at conception.

by labzoo December 6, 2015

Playing ping pong with the oblong

a technique of self induced pleasure where spanking to specific organs is part of the ritual

i was in the monestary, playing ping pong with the oblong

by the enibriated pidgeon liver March 29, 2003

Guitar Playing Fool

1 Great Guitar Player
2 Moronic Guitar Player, one who thinks that they are awesome at the guitar, yet they suck.

Man, Hendrix is a Guitar Playing Fool!
...You're a guitar playing fool with your fat fingers.

by Marckus Maken August 28, 2008

playing the clitar

When a female masturbates with one hand rubbing her clitoris, while holding the other hand out in a fist, resembling playing a guitar.

"I walked into her room and there she was, playing the clitar."

by Reo Omega May 13, 2007