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pansexual

A made-up, fictitious sexuality intended to upstage bisexuals and give a false sense of bravery or uniqueness.
May: I love everyone regardless of gender. I'm pansexual!
Mike: No, you're bisexual.
May: *Cries*
by Aamerican January 13, 2024
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Bisexual

but to make it more "opressed"
pansexual is just a bunch of nonsense
by Facts hurt thy September 25, 2023
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Pansexual

No. Not attracted to pans.

A person who finds everyone hot or attractive, males, females, non-binary’s, transgender people, all of them. A person who is pansexual may have a preference and might not even have sexual interest (which would be asexuality) pansexuals tend to be funny, handsome/pretty, and often find themselves being confused with bisexuals. While pansexuals always have their own twist, (daddy issues, trans, chronically online, movie show or game fanatic) they tend to find that they are all incredibly cool. They just don’t know it. also they often have anixety. This could be for any reason.
Person A: hey did you hear Person C is pansexual?

Person B: no. When did you hear that?

Person A: when they started screaming and crying in the corner because ‘everyone is hot’ and ‘how do they decide’

Person D: so.. they think pans are attractive?

Person A: shut up. You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about.
by Oscar.is.obsessed.with.Sci-fi November 5, 2023
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Someone that is absolutely in love with pans😍🍳
I’m Pansexual”
“You wanna fuck Pans?”
by Ineedmorebullets February 13, 2024
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Parsed

The skillful sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girls tits and face simultaneously. Typically only very few seasoned sex havers can perform such a difficult act.
And then I totally parsed on her to finish. It was a good fuck.
by Allisa Varen February 27, 2024
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attraction to people regardless to gender, and as a result they are attracted to all genders.
"JUST BECAUSE I'M PANSEXUAL DOESN'T MEAN I FUCK FRYING PANS!"
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Bob: I am pansexual.
Bob mama: So you fuck pans?
by Harry Bal Sag June 1, 2024
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