Paradoxymoron

Someone who is a hypocrite, and their words contradict themselves, yet they manage to be a leader people and those people follow them, because they are blind to the hypocrisies.

That president is a paradoxymoron because he doesn't know what he believes so he just says things.

by spork7426 April 7, 2010

Pussy Paradox

A set of dillusional statements made by a man regarding his relations with women. Typically the subject exaggerates his success rate with women even though those around him know the truth.

When Moe referred to himself as The King of All Ass despite the fact that he hadn't been laid in six months, I knew he was using the pussy paradox again.

by tactrash July 1, 2008

Detweiler's Paradox

Something that only one person would know the definition to. Anybody else would simply be scrollin around Urbandictionary.com and click on random stuff and read the first defintion to this word and be like: "What... The... Fuck?" and then they'd go hump (or ump) a teddy bear or something because the word Detweiler's Paradox is so erotic.

Nobody knows what it means, they only use it because it'll make them sound really really nerdy and nerds always get the girls as it was shown in revenge of the nerds when the nerds were looking at cheerleader's boobs.

Moral of the story is that ninjas are cooler than pirates.

Jason: "According to Detweiler's Paradox, the internal link between bigfoot and pirates is that both bigfoot and pirates can fly! Eureka!!! My overly enlarged penis is celebrating!"

Erin: "Hey Jason, you ever try decaffeinated coffee? You probably need to lay off the monster too."

Jason: "Don't worry I got that phrase from the inner bowels of my butthole. Otherwise known as Urbandictionary.

by Ninja J January 2, 2009

Paradox and Incision

Morbidly obese butt buddies with special powers called "The Invisi-dick". They u-...What? It's not a super power, it's just how they were born? ...Stop the filming!

Bill: "Dude! They have the world's biggest whales with the world's smallest penises show going on!".

Jim: "Dude, no. That's just Paradox and Incision.".

by CakeFullOfLies January 31, 2010

googlewhackblatt paradox

a googlewhack paradox pertaining to a googlewhackblatt.

the word has become a googlewhackblatt paradox.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

paramount

To have sex with a paraplegic on the chair

How would you have sex with that person. I would paramount that chair

by Enzo55 October 31, 2011

paramour

An illicit second lover.

For the purpose of entering into divorce proceedings this notice serves to make public the relationship between John S. and his correspondent and paramour Jane Doe. John S. is married to Mary S.

by wclay1 September 1, 2009