Bite the Wax

To is to fall for the trick of false authenticity or implied character connection in a piece of media, usually and especially as it relates to queer relationships. The "Wax Apple" as it were is a hollow but appealing representation of a desire audiences have that may be encouraged by the media's author or showrunner, frequently hinted at, or built up to, only to never come to fruition.

Me and Jake used to love watching Teen Wolf together, but i dropped it after all the Sterek Queerbaiting. Jake is all too happy to Bite the Wax and hope they'll still end up together even after the Malia thing.

by TeddyUrsa August 12, 2025

crack wax

The foul-smelling oily stuff in the "crack" leading up from your anus and between your buttocks.

"What's this smell on my finger?! OMG! It's crack wax."

by uh...clem July 27, 2017

Waxing the earhole

Giving your significant other some sexual healing

Sorry im late for the meeting, me and Brenda were up all night waxing the earhole.

by Ian Schultz September 22, 2007

Bunz Waxed

simply put - sex

Girl you tryna get them bunz waxed?
Yo I heard that you got yo bunz waxed by Devondre?

by @head_up_herb April 13, 2012

Wax

Usually in the context of food. To finish or to eat.

"Ease up, I can't eat anymore I just waxed down this whole plate of jellof."

by Cijai November 17, 2019

Premature wax-elation

When you wax your legs too early in the year and only have a few good days to enjoy your waxed legs, usually because of bad weather.

Ugh, I suffered from Premature Wax-elation last year when there was a sunny weekend, it rained non-stop for the next 3 weeks, if only I had waited until nearer summer.

by Ginger Squirrel April 22, 2019

dab wax

a dab of drugs mixed with wax

I just did some dab wax, now I'm gonna die. I shouldn't have done drugs. Drugs kill me, others, and hurt my health. Never do drugs as I am about to die.

by dictonaryboy June 10, 2023