A certain quality only few possess that makes them untouchable by normal “human beings”. They deserve more money, power, and respect than other peasants. Not Gods, but the closest thing to it.
by CamOttion February 15, 2019
Get the Cloutmug. by maya.0531 May 3, 2018
Get the cloutmug. The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?
Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.
Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓
Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.
Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.
Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while
Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cheese to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.
Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.
Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓
Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.
Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.
Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while
Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cheese to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.
Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
Get the Clout karmamug. Anyone named Iowa dad or corntomycob
Attention seeking behavior ,A clout chaser uses other people and social issues to advance themselves. It's a way to get ahead.
Attention seeking behavior ,A clout chaser uses other people and social issues to advance themselves. It's a way to get ahead.
by You know I am December 11, 2024
Get the Clout chasermug. A person who texts famous truck people on Snapchat and gets excited when he gets a one word message back
Person 1: with a RoundBody : Oh my god lildetrick texted me!
Person 2: who cares
Person 3: stop being clout chaser
Person 1: I’m so famous now I’m friends with him
Person 2: who cares
Person 3: stop being clout chaser
Person 1: I’m so famous now I’m friends with him
by Capt_Starz December 3, 2020
Get the Clout Chasermug. A participant or alum of the URJ youth movement NFTY, who is high up in social ranking or in NFTY Political power.
Ways to gain NFTY clout:
Attending URJ Kutz Camp (RIP)
Running for or being on Regional board
Knowing/being besties with someone with NFTY clout
Running for or being on North American Board
Traveling to other regions for events
Being a liked person
Being kind
Being Jewish
Not doing bbyo
Ways to gain NFTY clout:
Attending URJ Kutz Camp (RIP)
Running for or being on Regional board
Knowing/being besties with someone with NFTY clout
Running for or being on North American Board
Traveling to other regions for events
Being a liked person
Being kind
Being Jewish
Not doing bbyo
Judah: Do i have NFTY clout? I feel so lame :(
Levi: duh, dude u went to kutz. Shut up about it already we get it. Kutz is dead be quiet
Levi: duh, dude u went to kutz. Shut up about it already we get it. Kutz is dead be quiet
by Gherkin10990 February 17, 2020
Get the NFTY cloutmug. by Clout bb September 25, 2018
Get the cloutmug.