Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022

Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.

I'm going to give you a moist milton later..

by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022

Moist Diane

When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.

Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.

by GrundleStiltskin69 November 23, 2019

Moist Papa

A man that has a large watermelon to make love to every night..

Man 1: Hey whats up with moist papa he seems sad.

Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.

by crapmonstanker February 5, 2018

moist coochie

Wet Vagina

Jessica has a moist coochie.

by Mac8477 January 25, 2018

Moist Diamond

Referring to a middle-aged married woman, known for having moist hands and wearing diamond engagement rings.

God, look over at the Moist Diamond over there, she's already been with 6 people tonight.

by HowdsItGoing March 17, 2025

Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.

Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.

by Moist J October 6, 2018