Midnight Drive

When after sex, you cum into the eyes of your partner, blinding them.

When Shelby was done with the blowjob, i accidently gave her a midnight drive. The doctors say she is permanently blind.

Midnight Drive by Comeback Kidding March 14, 2009

Midnight Letter 

The homosexual act of a guy licking another guy's ass

George: "I sent that guy a midnight letter last night"

Ben: ewwwwww

Midnight Letter by Lenny Couchman May 16, 2007

midnight roker 

When a cold/(beer) and hot/(pizza) front unknowingly clash together in the wee hours of the evening forming a massive shit storm of rain, hail and corn. Lightining falshes are not uncommom with the midninght roker, especially in the presence of smoking BBQs.

I damn near burned my eyebrows off last night after dropping a midnight roker!

midnight roker by derby May 19, 2007

Midnight Fornication 

Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)

how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?

Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...

Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"

Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"

Guy 1: "Smart Choice"

Guy 2: "I know right"

Midnight Fornication by Johnathan Bass October 9, 2008

Midnight Serenade 

The sound a woman makes when climaxing sometime after sundown, but prior to sunrise.

Guy #1: you should've heard the midnight serenade coming from my roomate's bedroom last night.

Guy #2: Yes.

Midnight Serenade by Norman Scharf October 30, 2008

Midnight Jerry

A Midnight Jerry is a shit that comes on in the middle of the night, waking you from sleep, and demands to be let out.

"Mmmph, Honey.. come back to bed."

"CAN'T! MIDNIGHT JERRY!!!"

Midnight Jerry by The Editorial Staff of.. February 16, 2009

Midnight Beachball 

2 men...4 woman. one beach ball.

Lets go midnight beachballin'!

Midnight Beachball by NaraTime March 17, 2009