The Martha Paradox

When someone has a crush on another person and thinks that the person they like likes them back because they have been indirectly flirting with them or acting as if the like them

“She did sleep on me but I can’t tell if it’s the Martha paradox or not”

by Pls_let_me_use_a_name November 25, 2019

dirty maisha

When you’ve eaten a load of spicy asian food and need to get it out your system, but are afraid it’ll hurt like fuck.

“I’m afraid I’ll need to go have a dirty maisha after this curry”

by SSSNNN May 6, 2020

Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world

I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020

the marthage

A girl who is often confused and may seem apathetic to most things but is nonetheless funny and craves affection and care. She also somehow always manages to attract the most tory boys which is a key trait of ‘the marthage’. Overall, a sweet girl who gives the best hugs but always make sure to use simplistic language when around ‘the marthage’.

‘Oh my days, I bloody love cricket!! I heard the marthage loves to play cricket too!!’

by Bitchelor June 19, 2020

The Maitland Deluxe

The art of giving coitis to your partner whilst simultaneously performing cunnilingus on their dog. The size of the dog does not matter.

Hey bro, heard you got to do the Maitland Deluxe with your misso last night. Congrats bro, thats so dope, how was it?

by chocciesforbrekky21 November 24, 2021

Rory Maitland

Rory Maitland is a sexy beast who goes to St Leonard's. He is very funny and likes to game in his free time. He is 4ft7 and plays the drumkit like a pro. He is very intelligant andalways does homework the day before it is due.

LOVE RORY HE IS COOOOOOL.

Look at that sexy boy! who is he?
That would be Rory Maitland the Coolest boy in the world!

by RozzaBOY March 30, 2022

Merville martha

A women who enjoys the company of many men in one session

Did you hear about her mate, she a right merville martha

by Bourne in the air June 9, 2022