Lunar landing

While you're turtle heading, you stamp your partner's body with the protruding feces.

Woke up with lunar landings all over me.

by AMThunder June 3, 2020

Trash landing

When your piloting a plane/helicopter and your dumbass crashes the plane.

Damn bro that pilot had a very trash landing

by Jackassjimmy November 16, 2020

ryan-landing

Verb To stop doing the ryanland, typically forced onto the ryanlander.

Now that the higher-ups are aware of everyone doing the ryanland, everyone is ryan-landing.

by dfinitions April 26, 2021

PEDOPHILE LANDINGS

Places where you are most likely to find PEDOPHILES.

It 8s no crapshoot to be around PEDOPHILE LANDINGS in any CASINO.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 24, 2021

spherical landing

A landing that is at least -200 fpm, but has a 2 or more g's

Spherical is on approach 31L KJFK
He floats
Spherical: ITS GONNA BE A FUCKING SPHERICAL LANDING

by -305fpm 6g's October 30, 2021

egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021

moon landing

I have belonged to gyms in numerous cities and states. One thing is always constant, no matter how many people are in the locker room, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON, they have always picked the locker next to yours. So you have to dance around the changing bench and pull your clothes from your locker while looking as the butt of another guy you don't know. I have asked guys at so many different guys and no one has ever coined a phrase for this very common situation. Hence Moon Landing!

Blake was using the next locker to me, and we found ourselves doing a moon landing when we were changing.

by Derbykid December 19, 2021