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Jewish coitus 

When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart
I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.

Jewish State of Israel

A terrorist organisation founded in 1948. This terrorist organisations likes to commit genocide and is filled with Zionists.
Jewish State of Israel sucks a lot

Jewish Jumpscare 

The act of catching a close friend in a vulnerable position where they may be distracted or focused on something, and discreetly sneaking up on them and putting your bare rear end in the vicinity of their face and waiting for them to notice to which you yell out “JEWISH JUMPSCARE!” Everyone gets at least one Jewish Jumpscare in their lifetime.
Noun: “Have you ever had a Jewish Jumpscare?” Everyone gets at least one!” - Joseph “Swagger” Aurelio Smith

Adj: “Me and my fellas were chillin at the slab ripping the Party Mix Jeeb, and after my pull I turn my head and got Jewish Jumpscared!”

Jewish rap around 

You pay a Jewish woman to give a hand job in a minivan while she recites prayers from the Tanakh.
Guy 1: What you do last night?
Guy 2: I did a Jewish rap around.
Guy 1: Nice.
Jewish rap around by DIENUM January 28, 2024

Jewish porn 

I got earfucked listening to Jewish porn.
Jewish porn by Earboy February 9, 2024

jewish stack 

When you put a bunch of 1 dollar bills between two 100 dollar bills.
Ayo, Brandon pulled the jewish stack when we went band for band last night.
jewish stack by josham1334 April 9, 2024