The act of catching a close friend in a vulnerable position where they
may be distracted or focused on
something, and discreetly sneaking up on them and putting your bare rear end in the vicinity of their face and waiting for them to notice to which you yell out “JEWISH JUMPSCARE!” Everyone gets at least one Jewish Jumpscare in their
lifetime.
Noun: “Have you ever had a Jewish Jumpscare?” Everyone gets at least one!” - Joseph “
Swagger” Aurelio Smith
Adj: “Me and my fellas were chillin at the
slab ripping the Party
Mix Jeeb, and after my pull I turn my head and got Jewish Jumpscared!”