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Jewish Circumcision

Jews are circumcised to show their faith in God and their connection to Abraham. It is a part of the Jewish tradition "Brit Milah".
Howard: Yo Paul! Benjamin just got a Jewish circumcision.
Paul: Awesome dude!
by bouletman12 October 28, 2025
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jewish blumpkin

A jewish person giving a male head while he's taking a shit
Ariel, my friend wants a jewish blumpkin!
by 870 boys November 21, 2013
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Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.
*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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Jewish gnome

Gnomes that got gassed in 1940's
If you are short you are probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome
by dabgodSMT July 24, 2023
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Jewish Turtleneck

“He got in a bad car wreck, so now he wears a jewish turtleneck.”
by TaeBigg June 16, 2025
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Jewish Mami

A Jewish Mami is that rare mix of tradition and rebellion — a good old Jewish girl raised in a conservative upbringing, but forever vibing with the Latino cause. She’s whip-smart, artistic, and endlessly creative, yet also down to smoke a joint with you under a flickering streetlamp at 2 a.m.

A Jewish Mami has a style all her own, but she’ll throw on a leather biker jacket without hesitation when she rides with a one-percenter. She only drinks the finest whiskey, eats only the best cuts of meat (A5 Wagyu or nothing), and carries herself with quiet confidence. She’s hot, she knows it — but she’ll never admit it.

She’s equal parts elegance and edge, brains and beauty, tradition and rebellion.
“Bro, she just rolled up on a Harley in a black leather jacket, quoting Henry MIller while passing me a blunt… straight Jewish Mami vibes.”
by Sharp_Dani August 27, 2025
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