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Shirley Ann Jackson

The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is the head of a prestigious research institute and is the recipient of a smack tonne of awards. Totalitarian in nature, The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is not to be trifled with, as she commands a small private army. It is best not to speak against her in terms of policy. That is an easy way to get expelled. While maintaining the minimum of student interaction, she successfully invaded the prestigious research institute's Student-run Union, and it is no longer student-run. The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson has an annual salary of approximately $5 million, as of 2016. Under President Obama, she sat as Chair of the President's Intelligence Advisory Board, and served on the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.

Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.
I had money and freedom. The Honorable Dr. Shirley Ann Jackson took both.
by Tute Screw December 27, 2018
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Old Lady Jackson

from Talking As Fast As I Can by Lauren Graham - Old Lady Jackson is when you feel too old and not cool anymore. Say you’re a technophobe and you don’t get technology or you’ve decided going out on a Saturday night isn’t fun anymore. You’ve become a sensible, very mature person. A motherly figure. Someone to blame when you’ve said something out of character and unexpected.
That’s Old Lady Jackson. Old Lady Jackson is coming out. Oh sorry that wasn’t me that was Old Lady Jackson.
by megxlaurenn May 8, 2020
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Reverse Michael Jackson

When you go from being light skinned to dark skinned over time, essentially the reverse of Michael Jackson who went from dark to light skinned.
Guy 1: yo, look at these old pics of Ariana Grande
Guy 2: damn, she really pulled off a reverse Michael Jackson
by PythonP February 26, 2021
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I'm bad as Michael Jackson.

A line that Lil Nas X used in his hit song, Holiday.
"Dude you are bad at this."
"Yeah, I guess that means, hee hee I'm bad as Michael Jackson."
by IPrpl February 26, 2021
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Jackson,NJ

Jackson- known for Great Adventure and if you didnt live in Jackson your whole life then you know it as Six Flags. Its the place that you can be considered a Hick but at the same time be told you live in a city. You have to go to other towns to actually go to stores. One side of Jackson is woods and the other is built up. Schools are known to be over-crowded and filled with a diverse group. People move here because they like the woods but then they build it up to what they just left.
Anyone who is a true J-towner knows that there is always a PaRtY to go to, you know that Jackson is thought as this wonderful town that the kids are "innocent". Here is where you laugh it up. You know the deal-woods, parties,drinking...etc...there's nothing else to do. so fill that glass and cheers to the true J-towners that prove to every1 what a good time really is.
*Woods parties
*colliers mills
*Pit
*dirtbikes/quads
*hunt
*Shop

J-town is filled with a diversity that know one can ever live up to.

Your either one of us or not
by Jax February 12, 2005
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Jason Placido

If Your name is this, then ur the bawsest kid in the entire universe
by jason97 November 20, 2011
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jason dean

Person 1: "Who is jason dean?"
Person 2: "The hottest man in Heathers!!!!"
by homoalex May 28, 2022
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