sneaky juice

A mixed drink consisting of an entire Mio Energy emptied into a handle of the cheapest vodka you can find.

"Aw man, that sneaky juice was a bad idea last night."

by ALL_CAPS_SHOCK_NAME March 5, 2015

Juice job

Defined as: a sexual act undertaken when pleasuring the penis, beginning with the purchase of your favorite juice pouch, preferably a Capri-Sun. Following this purchase, and during a sexual encounter with your Male partner, insert one end of the straw into the juice pouch of choice and the other end into the chosen urethra. An erect penis is recommended. Angle the head of the penis downwards, and gently squeeze the juice pouch until the urethra is full, or until you run out. As you squeeze, angle the penis upwards so as not to leak any juice from either end. At this point, the rest is really up to you and your partner, however it is recommended that the juice ends up in someone's mouth.

When pleasuring a man, a juice job is a bedroom classic.

by Zogor January 6, 2019

Junk Juice

Dripping ball sweat.

This workout left me soaked with junk juice

I can feel the junk juice dripping off my scrotum.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Zoot Juice

(1) Zoot Juice is alcohol in a high enough concentration to get a person highly zooted.

(2) A shit ton of beer

Matt: Nigga we have acquired the zoot juice, we boutta get fugged up.

by DikInYoMouf69 June 28, 2018

Zucc Juice

The substance in which Mark Zuccaberg consumes in order to continue surviving as a reptile.

Also another term for Water

I love drinking Zucc Juice instead of Protecting Peoples Data

by Create a Kahoot June 7, 2018

Titty Juice

juice from fat ass titty that men love to slurp

Miranda's titty juice is delicious af.

by cumdaddy_6969 November 6, 2019

Smurf Juice

A mix of Chempak Nitrogen and Calcium feeds for plants, from seedling stage to fully grown.

Smurf Juice has boosted my chillies already!

by Papa Taf March 10, 2019