Noun. An upside-down bowler hat full of soup.
Adj. Can be used to describe an object that looks like a soup hat, i.e, 'that bowler hat full of soup is very soup hat,' but when used to describe a person, it literally means the most awesome, prettiest, craziest, most bonkers person you've ever met in your whole entire life, that brightens up your day and always smacks a smile onto your face whether you like it or not.
Adj. Can be used to describe an object that looks like a soup hat, i.e, 'that bowler hat full of soup is very soup hat,' but when used to describe a person, it literally means the most awesome, prettiest, craziest, most bonkers person you've ever met in your whole entire life, that brightens up your day and always smacks a smile onto your face whether you like it or not.
'Look out! It's the Soup Hat!'
'Why look out?'
'Because once you meet it, your life will never have another dull moment!'
'Oh no, I'm not ready!!!'
'Well, look out then! Jim, where are you going?! JIM, LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!'
'What b--'
'...'
'I'm still alive! The power of the Soup Hat saved me! Wow, the Soup Hat really is awesome!'
*Everyone high fives for an extended period of time
'Why look out?'
'Because once you meet it, your life will never have another dull moment!'
'Oh no, I'm not ready!!!'
'Well, look out then! Jim, where are you going?! JIM, LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!'
'What b--'
'...'
'I'm still alive! The power of the Soup Hat saved me! Wow, the Soup Hat really is awesome!'
*Everyone high fives for an extended period of time
by Lucky Owl 1701 January 06, 2022
A: a bad haircut you get from a bum.
B: a sock cap with vomit in it. Like a yarmulke but less kosher.
C: An everyday wearable colander.
No matter the definition, all are owned by an American Urban legend in the blues world known only as Honest Drangle.
B: a sock cap with vomit in it. Like a yarmulke but less kosher.
C: An everyday wearable colander.
No matter the definition, all are owned by an American Urban legend in the blues world known only as Honest Drangle.
Definition 1
Man 1: "Bro your hair looks awful what happened?"
Man 2: "I got a wino hat for 3 bucks. Cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!"
Definition 2
Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!"
Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!"
Definiton 3
"Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"
Man 1: "Bro your hair looks awful what happened?"
Man 2: "I got a wino hat for 3 bucks. Cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!"
Definition 2
Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!"
Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!"
Definiton 3
"Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"
by loginabox22 October 25, 2012
by Zeener26 May 31, 2022
“Rosie, I am puttin’ in the hat and I don’t want to play this game anymore.”
“I want out of this conversation, I am puttin’ in the hat.”
“You’re whack, I’m puttin’ in the hat.”
“I want out of this conversation, I am puttin’ in the hat.”
“You’re whack, I’m puttin’ in the hat.”
by Jstickell January 01, 2019
An elderly male who wears a hat when going out in public. An elderly females who wears a guazy scarf over her head. The headwear is not removed in the automobile and is clearly visible while tailgating because you're already at least 10 miles below the federally mandated speed limit. Often times the visible hat is the only clue the said slow vehicle is actually occupied, and may be accompanied by white knuckles at approximately ear level.
I could've been here 20 minutes ago, but I got stuck behind some hatsquader doing 30 in a 55...and I couldn't pass!
by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005
A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.
by whigrat November 15, 2018
Also known as the hat of lesboso, it is the head adornment worn by a jizzard on the rare occasion that they do work.
by Sand Acres March 21, 2016