Hofer

Ones foot (plural: Hofers)
Often paired with Tootsie - eg Tootsie Hofer

Corr get those stinky tootsie hofers out of my face

by macethesoulsniper October 12, 2021

Homer Simpson Syndrome

When a wife consciously or subconsciously considers her husband stupid, or oafish. She does not respect her husband. She lacks faith in her husband's ability to lead. It can be brought on by financial hardships, infedelity, the opinions of others outside the marriage, and western culture among other things and can be present prior to marriage. Occasionally, it is laying dormant from prior relationships.
Symtoms include:

Disagreement with any point the husband brings up whether it be for future plans, current events or general opinion on any given subject without logical counterpoint.

Vague answers to questions where the answer is obvious are rendered simply to be in disagreement.

Public acts of insubordination.
Belligerent verbal or physical assaults.

The therapist told her that she had developed a severe case of Homer Simpson Syndrome after her husband lost his job.

by CYLAIS September 17, 2023

Beans said Homer.

“Beans” said Homer. comes from the children’s book Who’s the Pest A Homer Story. Homer is the main character in the book and would always respond to situations with his catchphrase “Beans”. But when you use the slang reference in conversation it’s said altogether “beans said Homer”. It exclaims disappointment or frustration.

Person A: Your car insurance is probably gonna go be a of your car accident.

Person B: Beans said Homer.

by RashodSmith May 14, 2019

No homer

A postscript to be added after questionably claiming your sports team is better than most people think.

I know we lost our best linebacker, but we're still going to win the Super Bowl this year. No homer.

by SBN ATL August 29, 2010

hovering

When a women is having an abortion. Mostly in reference to the vaccum suction. The baby is being sucked from the women.

Stacey is getting hovered this afternoon because David got her pregnant.

by BoMa October 2, 2003

Homer

The best character on the television show The Simposons. Note that anyone that has like the past 3 seasons of The Simpsons is an idiot.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

by Elitist December 30, 2003

Holver

A synonym for a deranged goat head.

As I stared at the holver, we quickly exchanged glances and I started to weep.

by Unknown June 21, 2004