Hairy Kiss

While making out or right about to make out with a cute girl, her hair finds it's way into your/her mouth.

Dude I was making out with Taylar and her hair was so long it turned into a hairy kiss.. uh.uh.uh.

by bonoheartztay December 16, 2008

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Hairy Garcia

Grey Pubic Hair.

Travis new he was gettin up in years, but was still shocked when his wife pointed out his Hairy Garcia.

by RousseauRetired June 5, 2009

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Hairy Lincoln

a five-dollar bill.

'hey man, I heard your mom gave you a hairy lincoln the other day'

'yeah, she was giving me my allowance this week, its what i prefer over 5 bald washingtons.'

by turkish revenge January 3, 2010

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Where one guy is fucking another guy from behind while giving him a reach around. Upon the receiver's climax, the pubic hair from the receiver gets stuck to the hand and penis of the giver because of the cum.

I heard Ethan gave Matt a big brown hairy mechanic last weekend. Matt is still recovering and Ethan still has hair on his hand.

by Gary K.W. The 2nd April 11, 2010

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HairyGoochitis

A serious disorder when old, dried up fecis cling to the goochforest. This may cause the beholder to be stanky. The owner of this disorder must have a very thick goochforest.

Dj: Ahh man lorenzo smells like shit yo.
Dominic: ughh, common case of hairygoochitis.

by BafeCakes November 28, 2011

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