Fender fanny

Fenders are inflated, vertically aligned, plastic cylinders which rest against the side of boats and prevent damage from fixed objects such as pontoons. There is a hole at either ending which can have a rope threaded through. If the bottom end of the fender dips below the waterline for a long period of time, straggly, curly weed collects around the lower hole giving the resemblance of an untrimmed vagina.

As the skipper lifted the fender of the water, the entire crew were impressed at the size of the fender fanny

by Yeoman97 November 1, 2017

fender master

A person who tends a fire in a wood stove/fireplace. Commonly used by old school Vermonters and people that watch weird British television.

The fender master needs to put a log on the fire STAT .

by Vermont Vermont November 4, 2017

fuedelie

to be sarcastic with mean intentions

last time we spoke, he was being fuedelie with me :’(

by aliyah loves cookies :P January 23, 2018

fender bender

when his dick doesn't quite fit in your ass.

"Me and bruno tried to hook up, but it was a fender bender."

by ninirosa May 4, 2018

Fender Bender

A sexually devious move in which one man shoves his genitalia under the taint until it protrudes from his anus and precedes to back up into the unexpecting anus of a partner.

My girlfriend Courtney said we needed to spice things up in the bedroom, so I thought I’d try the fender bender on her. We slapped cheeks until sunset and now my dick is sore

by SquidwardsClarinet May 22, 2018

Fundafloos

Atlanta BeltLine bitties with no purpose on the BeltLine.

Sammy C: Those damn fundafloos have formed a choke-stone at the ponce city market again!

Paul D: Ten-Four good buddy. I'll bring those fundafloos something to choke on!

by pablohornyae August 15, 2018

Findersmoof

Someone who makes up a new word for attention

Person1: man that girl is such a findersmoof
Person2: hell yeah, i totally agree

by OneMoreCornball October 25, 2018