Why my teacher got fired

Because she deserved it.

*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didn’t actually happen.)

by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019

Ford

A good American make of automobiles.

I hate foreign cars, go Ford!

by sterlingheights September 30, 2005

forced bottom

When a man is forced into anal sex.

On Rick's first night in jail he was a forced bottom

by Rickisanasshole March 3, 2007

ford 91 escort

(n.) one of the best vehicles known to mankind; great gas mileage, ideal for a 17 year old chick who works as a barista for only $6.75 an hour.

"ford 91 escort, missing hubcap, tinted windows, BRAND NEW WINDSHIELD"

by time4schleep October 17, 2008

FORD

Acronym for "Fix Or Repair Daily."

God damnit Larry, that Ford you sold me just took a shit and died at the bottom of that fuckin' hill.

by Shoe Maker May 13, 2003

Ford

1. First On Recall Day
2. Fix Or Repair Daily

(Adj.) A piece of garbage

Man, that Packard Bell computer is so Ford!

by The DON October 16, 2002

Ford

Fucking owner really dumb
everyone knows this thats why ferd is the #1 best selling vechicle cuz the same dumb people keep replacing the new one that they bought 2 years ago that broke all to hell and gone

i wouldnt have a ford shoved up your ass

by it aint ford March 30, 2003