Beach Towel

What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.

A Fat Chicks Tampon.

A Fat Chicks toilet paper.

"Has anyone seen my fucking tampon?"

"Rosie darling your beach towel is in your linen cupboard?"

by The Moody Poet January 07, 2007

shooot beach

shoot bitch (in negro)

Imma kik yo ass....shooot beach!

by Kelly October 10, 2004

Beached Whale

Referring to a chubby or fat person. Normally said as if it were a sentence itself...

(In The Middle of Math Class While Noticing A Fatty)

-Yo dude check out the size of that girl.

-Holy shit! Quiet, Quiet...

-BEACHED WHALE! BEACHED WHALE! Save It. Hurry. BEACHED WHALE!

by Nick Wagner February 05, 2008

imperial beach

a place in San Diego that was nice in the 50's, but now its dangerous.

if your smart, dont go to belmont park, its scary.

by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK June 24, 2005

beach bike

a bicycle with handlebars so wide you are almost forced to ride without any hands, big wheels to compensate for sandy grounds, and as little hardware on them as possible; come in any color you want and almost any shape; want a basket? you can have one; want THREE wheels? go for it, beach bikes got them too; hook on a surfboard and your in business; then drop in in the dunes and your ready to go

also...something a real beach bum would easily choose over a license and a bmw any day

"hey lets go surfing"
"sure let me get my keys..."
"R YA KIDDING?! yo im just taking my beach bike. peace."

by go_fish January 28, 2010

Rachel Beach

A sexy person, who always has a big penis.

"Look at the bulge in her pants."
"Yeah that's Rachel Beach's penis."

by asclkndkla May 29, 2013

Cantan Beach

Another more glam name for a tanning salon or tanning bed.

The catty girl at the bar exclaimed, "Oh, Scarlett, you are so tan. Where have you been?" Scarlett replied, "I've just spent three glorious days at Cantan Beach." Scarlett then quickly walked away without further explanation.

by scarlettonline January 26, 2009