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Australian rules football

A 'game' which does not even resemble football, more like rugby with a shitload of violence included.

Generally referred to in the UK as 'Attack, Foul, Lynch'
He got marmelised playing Australian rules football. A quick game of Attack, Foul, Lynch left him in hospital for 2 weeks.
by eddief32 April 27, 2010
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football hangover

The feeling (like you just spent a long night at a bar) that you get after a high school football game.

Applys to members of the band, drill team, color guard, fans, and of course the football team.
Guy 1: You want to go out today.
Guy 2: Not after the game yesterday, I've got a total football hangover
by euphoniumshadow19 December 22, 2008
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street football

a time waster in new jersey...its self explanatory. its football played by friends usually at a park and in our case the park and bus stop before or after school. in edison, the only thing to pass time. it provokes stories about getting concussions and getting decked by guys twice as big as you, and how you played in the snow wearing light fall clothes...its kinda a way of life almost
-jay are you up for some street football?
-hell yeah mike lets go grab some guys
by a.k.a. jay July 19, 2005
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american football

the most sped sport in the world, where you see fat man wearing 50 pound pads running around for 5 seconds at a time, and they still manage to break a sweat.
I saw a play in american football last for over 4 seconds!
No way dude!
by lfc319 June 17, 2015
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little green footballs

Anti muslim hate site. frequented by ghouls and vanilla weirdos.
1: hey have you seen that LGF?
2: yeah.
1: arent they weird?
2: true.
by no friend of lizards April 30, 2005
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Football

A real sport that world-blind Americans thought they invented and was ripped of by the English, but they were completely confused. Real football is what naive Americans call soccer and football is properly spelled futbol. American Football is a barbaric sport in which one man tries to bulldoze another carrying a leather ball across the field. American footbal requires little or no talent just a huge body and the ability to catch and throw, whereas futbol requires coordination, strength, speed, and agility. So wake up Americans!
American Dude:

Football is so awesome!
British Dude:

Quite, it requires much more talent than the silly American version.
American Dude:

Whaddya talkin about we made football.
British Dude:

Ugh, another naive American, we made futbol you made a version that has almost nothing to do with fee. Do you understand the difference Futbol, or soccer as you call it, came first; football, known as American football throughout the world, is a version for people who are not talented enough for the real sport.
American Dude:

duuu.....
by King of The Pirates May 12, 2010
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football

A Xanax pill.
Named such because .25, .5, .1 mg dose pills take the shape of miniature footballs.
Person 1: Yo can you get me a couple footballs?
Person 2: Yah be right there, how big?
Person 1: 3 .5s. Thanks dawg.
by collegekid420 October 11, 2011
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