Palm Foods

When you flop your cock out into your hand whilst beckoning your lover to come eat the sausage from your palm foods outlet.

Tracy crawled over as soon as she saw the size of Jimmy's palm foods.

by Tigermoff May 27, 2022

Hormel Foods

Simply put, the great Keeper of the SPAM.

Hey, did you hear that Hormel Foods is releasing a new Spam flavour?
eeeeeeeeeeehhhhh.....

by StringedGuitar17 July 14, 2022

The fools

Those who never think they're stupid.

They're the fools for hiding black funds in the closet.

by Spacet September 2, 2022

Eagle Foods

An American food manufacturer based in Cleveland, Ohio. The company was established in 2015 by Paul Smucker Wagstaff after acquiring ownership of the Borden canned milk brands (Eagle Brand, Magnolia, Milnot, PET). Also a comfort food manufacturer

Eagle Foods is the best.

by SPrice1980 November 30, 2022

April Fools Extended

The day after April 1st, April 2nd is considered an extension of April Fools because the implications that the jokes on the previous day were jokes, doesn’t hold substance, and thus are serious. Thus, April 2nd is barely any different from its preceding day, and jokes can be done since the time zone difference globally is affected on these two days; thus April 3rd is when the April Fools is officially over… beginning with Oceania time.
2023 will be the first year where such practice is witnessed and conducted, and will be a tradition for those who know the purpose onwards, globally.

Marc: Man yesterday was fun with our waterbug antics on the class!
Don: Yeah it was.. (Don shakes his end with Marc, attached to Don is a shocker, and Marc is shocked)
Marc: Dude what the heck was that for!!?
Dan: don’t you see, April fools isn’t really over, the second day is considered an extension for those who missed this chance yesterday, April fools extended

by PeanutJam91 February 22, 2023

Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

Whole foods

a moms favorite place to get groceries

mom i don’t like whole foods

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 23, 2023