fake and ghey

Alternate spelling of "fake and gay," an Internet slang phrase used to describe or respond to a video that is a hoax or depicts something unrealistic or faked.

Guy 1: Dude, check it out: You can make a glowstick with Mountain Dew!

Guy 2: Fake and ghey.

fake and ghey by Dude Regular October 26, 2010

Fake a Shit 

To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.

Deej: Dude. Where the fuck is that carnie? He's supposed to be doing these dishes!

Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.

Fake a Shit by Ceeej November 29, 2007

fake sleepy sex

when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.

"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"

"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."

fake sleepy sex by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

fake relationship 

A relationship where one,if not both,claim to have interest in each other. One, if not both, lack real interest in one another,they just play the boyfriend/girlfriend role. Leading the person on.

Susan broke up with Johnny because the person she really wanted came along. She only liked the attention Johnny showed, but not Johnny. Johnny knew it was a fake relationship.

fake relationship by daddyfatsack1 May 21, 2014

Fake friends day 

Fake friends day is October 7 post all the fake mfkers in ya life 😘 keep it petty

Fake friends day is to POST YO MFKIN FAME FRIENDS TFK UU NEED AN EXAMPLE FOR 🤦🏽 ♀️

Fake friends day by DicC sucCin bitchesss October 4, 2019

fake and gay 

Something that is both fake and gay. Popularized by Break.com.

Dude, did you see that new video on break.com?

Yeah, it was FAKE and GAY!

fake and gay by MonkSEALPup June 14, 2008

fake Christian

A person who acts in a disgustingly sanctimonious manner one minute and acts like a total ho the next. Can be said of both genders and all races.

Hoochie Girl...one minute, she's rattling off Bible verses; the next, she's trying to shake her stretch mark-laden backside in any and every guys face.

fake Christian by Shawn B. October 28, 2003