Definitions by MonkSEALPup

SOED 

Sudden Onset Explosive Diarrhea

The type of diarrhea that suddenly (i.e. without warning) hits you and you have to get to the bathroom RIGHT NOW or it's going to be running down your leg.

"So honey, that was a great dinner, want to catch a mov.... OMG GET OUT OF THE WAY!! SOED!!!"

SOED by MonkSEALPup August 1, 2008

fake and gay 

Something that is both fake and gay. Popularized by Break.com.

Dude, did you see that new video on break.com?

Yeah, it was FAKE and GAY!

fake and gay by MonkSEALPup June 14, 2008