A Friend of the Enemy

Punky Pewster's favorite sex position.

We're still not sure of what this entails, so please standby.

Him: so what's your favorite sex position?
Her: A Friend of the Enemy.

by PunkyPewster March 31, 2021

Chana Mana Enema

The process by which a clogged colon is relaxed by shoving Indian food up your butthole to relieve the pressure and thus having a free flowing bowel movement.

Henry hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days so I suggested a Chana Mana Enema to allow him to take a crap.

by Cattard June 21, 2022

Truck stop enema

When you shit water splashes up into your asshole

My turd hit the water and the splash hit me before the hatch closed. I gave myself a truck stop enema.

by Nsw16 April 12, 2023

Crooked Lake Enema

When you’re on the lake with the boys and enjoy anal bukkake with the third wheel girlfriend.

Why is your girl walking like a cowboy? We gave her a Crooked Lake Enema last night

by Anthony Vince September 10, 2023

one sided enemies to lovers

The relationship dynamic between Instagram users @amanecaprisun and @hanakocaprisun bc cina didn’t like pasta at first but now they’re super duper in love and they hold hands and kiss everyday totally

“What’s ur favorite ship dynamic?”
“One sided enemies to lovers.”
“Oh like Cina and pasta those two totally awesome Instagram accounts”

by Groinmc December 29, 2023

expected-ettiquette easement

What one person temporarily grants another due to their both always being super-respectful/thoughtful towards each other, and so da person granting said obligation-suspension --- in gratitude for the other person's always thinking of his friend's feelings/desires above his own, just as da favor-giver himself diligently does for da second person --- wants to allow da favored individual extra relaxation, comfort, calmness, etc., by letting him do/have more than his share of whatever easy/enjoyable activity or resource dat he is currently partaking of.

One "prime 'n' pleasant" example of expected-ettiquette easement would be if two cool dudes are in love wif da same adorable hot chick, and one of dem is snuggling naked wif her in bed wif his head contentedly nestled on her warm chest, wif his face buried between her tits. Then da second guy comes along and is considerately asked by da first one if he wants a turn at ear-nuzzling da gal's heavenly-soft chest-pillowz, whereupon said second Mr. Snuggly --- feeling "all warm and fuzzy" himself at his friend's selfless offering to "give up his ultimate-pleasure spot" in order to share da lovely velvety-fleshed damsel's luscious body wif his buddy --- good-naturedly waves off said feelings-sensitive proffering ("Nah, you're fine, Pal --- juss' lie still and relax --- because I'm a nice guy, I'll forgo my own luscious-protoplasm cravings for da time being, and let you stay there and enjoy yourself more, especially since YOU'RE such a nice guy to always think of MY feelings like that!"), and instead allows da currently-contentedly-cuddling dude to maintain his dreamily-enjoyable position, while he himself merely crawls in bed next to da gal from da other side, and then just quietly spoons up against her for a while.

by QuacksO March 13, 2024

Haters and Enemies

Originating from a Los Campesinos! newsletter released July 22nd,2024, about their newly published Album "All Hell", the term Haters and Enemies refers to the people who have it out for you and wish for you to fail

"Our motivation is that such a success would really stick it to our Haters and Enemies." -Gareth Paisley

by HolySmoke(2008) November 3, 2024