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Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.
I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection
by Ausandy October 20, 2023
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Goobernatorial election

Jake: "Did you hear about the recent gubernatorial election results?"
Nathan: "You mean goobernatorial election, right?"
Jake: "Bruh."
by Devourer of Cheese November 6, 2023
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Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies
in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house
by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024
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flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.
I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.
by SpdRscL November 14, 2023
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2024 election

An event where you'll have to choose the lesser evil out of a group of evils, to lead your country that's already in a downfall.
ah... the 2024 election, just like any other election
by manofthemilk1 February 26, 2024
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2024 Election

The Battle of Geriatrics
Both candidates in the 2024 election suck ass. I’d rather have someone who does not have a 15% chance of dying in office
by Gopher7923 March 19, 2024
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correction erection

When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.

Often proceeding the words “well technically”.
He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.
by anonymous April 26, 2024
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