Ditch and dong

When you leave a dildo on someone's door step and ding dong ditch them.

Let's ditch and dong!

by Dong Girl December 1, 2016

Ditcher

A person who regularly backs out of plans commitments made with friends, usually at the last moment without giving any valid reason to do so.

Reem is such a ditcher. We made plans to meet up thrice and she stood me up all three times!!! She didnt even bother to cancel in advance.

by Ditcher's friend January 7, 2017

ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.

That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.

by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017

ditch trout

A Stinky poon swimming with disease.

Went down on that girl from the bar. She got herself a case of the ditch trout

by Mcq31 March 3, 2017

ditch of a difference

inconsequential

Advise on twitter do not make a "ditch of a difference".

by monneo March 5, 2017

Ditch witch

A woman who enjoys anally penetrating her male sexual partners.

Derek had discovered pegging, and was on the lookout for a ditch witch to do him right.

by bringshomethebroccoli April 19, 2018

ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.

The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks

by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018