diarrheabetes

The act of having Diarrhea and Diabetes at the same time.

Person 1: "Dude, the doc told me I had diabetes."
Person 2: "Damn dude, what are you going to do now?"
Person 1: "Go home and take a crap, I have diarrhea too."
Person 2: "Aw dude, diarrheabetes! Bad one!"

by Axhibeck November 27, 2013

diarrhea dungeon

Often used for torture exercises, a person is placed below a grate in a dark, small, damp space where someone squats on the grate above and fires explosive diarrhea onto the prisoner below.

You better finish your dinner or it'll be straight back to the diarrhea dungeon for you, young man!

by Dung Hole 46 March 27, 2015

emo diaries

The Emo Diaries are a sequence of ten albums released by Deep Elm records. While they were originally meant to be called the "emotional diaries", this was found to be too long to fit on the CD cover and was thus shortened. Possibly the origin of the word "emo" as it is known today.

The Emo Diaries showcase a lot of great bands, including Samiam, Jejune, Jimmy Eat World, Further Seems Forever, Movielife, Desert City Soundtrack, Planes Mistaken For Stars, The Appleseed Cast, Pop Unknown, etc.

by i like to knit, fool December 12, 2008

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Diarrhea

The act of dropping one's pants in public, then preceding to piss out of the ass in a can of some sort.

As soon as the bus stopped, Nicole busted through the door, dropped her undies, and pulled a "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea" into a folgers can.

When Stacey dropped trow in the middle of Applebee's and pulled his empty can of peaches out I knew the whole restaurant was in for some "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea."

by tommy Ghostbuster February 22, 2011

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by fap fap March 18, 2005

diarrhea of the mind

A free flowing of thoughts and ideas shared with others in conversation or in writing.

Whenever I blog, I experience diarrhea of the mind, and I don't censor myself.

by K_wolfnot May 31, 2009

DIARRABIES

When you have diarrhea so bad it drives you insane. You foam at the mouth and are afraid of water.

Ron: Hey Harry, what's wrong with Seamus?

Harry: I dunno, friend, he's been acting mad all day!

Hermione: Watch out! He has diarrabies! We have to put him down!

by EthelPeeJones October 3, 2011