dingleberry

An ass-booger that makes for great rolling and flicking, having a characteristically rubbery clay-like texture due to being largely made up of fecal matter.

While watching TV, I enjoy the simultaneous pastime of plucking the dingleberry, or 'dingle' from my rectal ring, often time plucking the pubic follicle along with it. After the decadent act of flicking it on the carpet, the reward is that you can smell your finger for quite sometime afterwards, relishing the memory, and anticipating the next dingle.

"Stinky, the poop man, was a smelly runny soul, with a brown top hat, and a turd-nose, and two eyes made out of dingle"

by Cab Callaway January 3, 2006

Dingle Dongle

The Air Force ROTC defintition of the drawstring on ones PTU (physical training uniform) shorts.

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, your dingle Dongle is hanging out. Fix it!"

Cadet Wang: "Yes Sir!"

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, why did you join AF ROTC?!"

Cadet Wang: "Sir, this cadet joined to become an officer while circumventing the proper method of enlisting first and actually earning an officer rank. This cadet wants to be another shithead Lieutenant who came straight out of college with no real military experience, and be expected to lead men into combat and oversee Senior NCOs that have been in the service for 20+ years, while this cadet, in fact, has no experience."

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Ain't that the truth."

by dferrari January 29, 2012

dinklepuss

1. A word used to describe a person that has no backbone.
2. A wimp, loser, a person with no substance.

My boss at work is a real dinklepuss...he couldn't even fire Bobby A when he had the chance.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

the dinkles

A disease that spreads stupidity. Idiots are the only known carriers of the disease and it can be genetically inherited. Side effects may include poor grammar, delusions and middle school type behaviors.

I must have caught a serious case of the dinkles from that dinklepuss over there.

by bostoncreampie January 5, 2011

dingleberry shotgun

The act of blasting a dirty fart at someone, and peppering them with dingleberries.
Dingleberry shotgun execution style = a direct blast to the head or face. For best effect, be sure to remove any underwear

Last night while my brother was sleeping, I got him with a dingleberry shotgun execution style. I actually think some of the berries when down his throat!!!

by mojo4shoho April 10, 2009

dingle berry

A really really crusty terd dangling from the grundel region

I love it when my dingles swing around like tarzan on my ass hair

by THE CRINGLEES MASTER September 30, 2003

Quandale Dingle

a man who is too sexy to be alive. he is a monkey with a massive cock and does not like men.

goofy auuugh uncle productions. i sprayed water in quandale dingle's eyes. i slapped my sister with torresttes because she called me a bad word. *SLAP* aaaahhh.

by anonymous April 6, 2022