Dildo Of The Day

The Adult version of Groupon or Woot.
Just bought a giant dong from dildo of the day.
by financialjoo January 23, 2012
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Dildo mongrol

That girl has 50 dildos, she must be a dildo mongrol
by Hairy quaola ass June 29, 2011
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Dildo Friendly

Hey! wanna go to the mall? they're dildo friendly
by CreepyDickTickler March 15, 2017
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Fake Dildo

by Theduderonomy October 04, 2017
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
He started to shove his egg dildo up my butt, as i moaned slightly
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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Dildo with Cheese

Main cuisine in whorehouses, and alleyways with fun uncles. Can be ordered at Dominos but with a lot of persuading and pickle tickling.
Daddy: can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominos: say what nigga
Daddy: I said, can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominoes: meet me in the bathroom
*A few inches later*
Daddy: that was fun to order thanks nigga
Donald from Dominoes: the fuck you say to me white boy
by You got Lumbago April 05, 2019
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Dildo Boy

A dumbass fuckboy who calls himself a sigma when really he just looks like a bleached asshole, literally.
Person 1: Dude, look at that guy. Doesn't he look like a fuckboy?
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like such a Dildo Boy.
Person 1: ... A fucking what?
by Sableraven February 01, 2023
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