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Piss and Dash

The act of urinating then leaving the restroom before anyone realizes you didn't wash your hands.
Jeff: Dude?!?! How did you get back so fast?
Scott: Dude, It's called piss and dash! Time is of the essence.
by Mullet Runner February 22, 2011
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Playing the Dashboard

So Stoned or fucked up your staring at your XBox screen playing nothing, usually talking to someone about how your not doing anything.
egamer: DUDE! last night I was Playing the Dashboard so hard, my screen burned!

Grease: yeah nigga, i was there but i guess you dont remember!

ex. 2

Grease: Yo, I sent a party up to Mids but he ain't joinin.

egamer: yeah, i just checked, hes been playing the dashboard for about an hour. that nigga is gone.
by TCDSXPK April 15, 2011
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deuce and dash

To take a shit, and then leave the bathroom without washing your hands.
I was at a urinal when I saw Bob deuce and dash! Note to self: Do not shake Bob's hand again.
by madworld May 31, 2013
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the weeaboo dash

Running with your arms stretched behind your back, similar to naruto or sonic.
(kid runs past you) Was he doing the weeaboo dash?
by Doc2211 June 4, 2016
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Denmark dine and dash

When you are going down on a woman and just before she orgasims you run away wearing only what you have on at the time.
Some girl brought me home from the bar last night for so winding down. After stuffing me face in her britches Denmark dine and dashed her!
by SmokyTokesWorth December 27, 2016
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nut and dash

Nut and dash is a last priority when paying for a check alone or when you have no money to pay for your meal
Sue: last night when I was working my shit someone left some white stuff all over the check book but there was no money
Josh: uhh you know what that is
Sue what?
Josh you just had a nut and dash...
by Woahfacts---686 May 21, 2018
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