Dan wells is a giraffe fat fuckin cunt , he thinks he has so many friends and that he’s hard and he doesn’t he’s gay and shows school boys his penis
by Oozzawooza August 7, 2019
Get the Dan wellsmug. A wild man that eats face when kisses you, enjoys slippery surfaces, dosent like to be seperated from lover, Loves to try to impress girls by jumping over things, feeds his cat, bipolar.
by nayywayyhayy May 10, 2009
Get the dan ordmug. Simply put... A man on such a high level of being the ideal soulmate, purely perfect in everyway for all the women on the planet Earth. His ethics always consistantly improving and naturally tower far above and beyond what all other ordinary men can only dream of.
The 2nd Brother: 'Daniel is so Dan Goodlooking, he makes me feel like a complete failure and I'm doomed to be nothing better than just the one who may be barely be lucky enough to get 2nd place.'
by DAMNGOODLOOKIN August 9, 2010
Get the Dan Goodlookingmug. by Alupigus Barna June 3, 2021
Get the Dan Ivanmug. by Big fat hard on July 23, 2021
Get the dan macmug. honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will
by my virtual therapy December 2, 2021
Get the dan jonesmug. The most adorable baby to be born. He is a crowd pleaser and really has a way with the ladies (especially his work wife). The boy can take a head bang or two and bounce back laughing. His smile and giggle will light up any room and make any mood better.
by Malo July 6, 2019
Get the baby danmug.