Conspiratrap

A conspiracy and a trap, but put together!

it is such a conspiratrap when it snows in the spring time, its not only a conspiracy, but also a trap.

by Eären/Brinna April 5, 2008

Conspiranoia

A portmanteau of "conspiracy" and "paranoia", wherein one's paranoia is expressed through delusions of conspiracies.

Herp: "9/11 was an insides job! The Mayans predict the world will end in 2012! The Holocaust never happened! The Moon landing was a Hollywood hoax! ILLUMINATI!"

Derp: "Woah, man. Chill out with the conspiranoia, you're overheating."

by IceMetalPunk October 2, 2011

consummated

consummated means having a marriage and having fun after. Usually sexual intercorse to complete a marriage.

A marriage could be annulled if it had never been consummated.

by Warrior Babu and Dr.Shrey January 26, 2018

fake Constitution

What the 45th POTUS thinks about the US Constitution primarily because he has never read it and therefore thinks it does not exist.

Why don’t you check out that phony Emoluments Clause in the fake Constitution?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

Schrödinger’s Conservative

A conservative that is in support of and encourages state/political/hateful violence but, after such violence occurs, claims that it was done by BLM, Antifa, and the overall left.

Conservative: “The storming of the Capitol is the voice of the unheard! Civil war, now!”

*literally the next day*

Conservative: “Antifa posed as Trump supporters and staged the attack!”
Person: “Christ, man, you’re Schrödinger’s Conservative or some shit.”

by Necrodancy January 9, 2021

Constafarted

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

by BOL November 29, 2005

consignadictment

Bureaucratic nonsense; official-sounding folderol -- as "board stretcher" "prop wash" red tape bureaucratism double speak snipe hunt cow tipping

Dog the Bounty Hunter calls people in to "sign a waiver of consignadictment." Of course, there is no such thing; but when they come in, he's got them.

by JPB August 10, 2006