computer

Are you serious???






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Example: What are you using right now?

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Knock on Computer Screen

1.) A saying/action you bring up when something is almost done loading on your old-as-time-itself computer and you don't want anything to screw up.

2.) A substitute for knock on wood when no real wood is around, especially when posting a message online or using an instant messenger.

"I have never gotten the blue screen of death. (knock on computer screen)"

by BraceDecade June 18, 2009

computer potato

A computer potato is one who downloads media through file sharing networks such as bit-torrent and spends much of their time watching shows obtained. The type of media could range from movies to anime to japanese drama episodes.

Dude, that guy stays in his room and watches shows on his computer all day long. He's such a computer potato!

by francilloscope September 7, 2005

Computeritous

A disease discovered by Darren Walsh where his subject Lee Nolan couldn’t stop playing computer games. He named it computeritous.

Lee Nolan and his Playstation. Lee has gone through 12 Playstations an 9 Playstation2. One set on fire after 67 hours play.

by Dr Vonbarren February 20, 2003

computzerdry

Almost supernatural acts done on computers. (From root words "computer" and "wizardry".)

She managed to recover my entire hard drive after my son stuck his horseshoe magnet on it! She must have amazing powers of computzerdry!

by Ian Jay August 26, 2005

computerphobic

A computerphobic is a person below a stonager on the computer competence rating scale. They are mortified that they might push the wrong "button" and blow a smoke ring.

My brother is a total computerphobic. He thinks that if you go on the internet, you become deluged with a boatload of spamporn.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

computech

a computer presently updated with the highest technical abilities.

This computer is so computechnical that it should be in the military.

Bill's computer is so computechnical that he should just design the ultimate software.

by Feolthanos April 6, 2008