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Bollock chops

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks
So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops
by Bc_mum September 14, 2022
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egg chops

Person 1: I'll have egg chops please.
Person 2: What's egg chops?
Person 3: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EGG CHOPS ARE???
by AbalashBashkala December 22, 2022
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Man chops

Ingredients:
- 2 large fresh testicles
- 2 cups flour
- 1 tablespoon garlic powder
- 1 tablespoon onion powder
- 1 teaspoon paprika
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
- 2 cups milk
- Oil for frying

Instructions:

1. Rinse the bull testicles under cold water and pat dry.
2. Using a sharp knife, remove the outer skin and membrane from the testicles, and slice them into thin rounds.
3. In a shallow dish, combine the flour, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, salt, and black pepper.
4. In another shallow dish, pour the milk.
5. Dip each slice of bull testicle into the milk, then coat thoroughly in the flour mixture.
6. Heat oil in a deep skillet or fryer to 375 degrees Fahrenheit.
7. Carefully place the coated slices of bull testicle into the hot oil, and fry until golden brown, about 2-3 minutes per side.
8. Remove the fried testicles from the oil with a slotted spoon and drain on paper towels.
9. Serve hot, garnished with parsley or lemon wedges if desired.

Note: Bull testicles can be quite tough, so some recipes recommend pounding them with a meat mallet before preparing to tenderize them.
by Walnut91 June 1, 2023
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quacker chops

A pork chop with crackers. Egg, saltine crackers, and some all spice crumbled up in a bowl. Dip the pork chop in it to make a breading. Then bake in oven. Result will be a nice brown pork chop with medium to large chunks of cracker breading.
I can’t wait to get home because my mom is making quacker chops tonight.

Maybe I will make quacker chops tonight so I can use the oven instead of the grill.
by Hugzfrombugz September 9, 2023
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Chilli chops

The act of swapping a recipe for noods
I just chilli chops my way into some noods
by Bully Boy March 5, 2024
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Parmalade Chops

Fish Christmas the Movie (featuring Parmalade Chops, Pian Pebble, Mr.Snow, Mr.Here, Mr.Cage)
Parmalade Chops will rule for eternity.
by Parmalade March 16, 2024
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Asian Chopstixxx

When an Asian girl receives two erect penises at the same time from both her anus and vagina, while in a standing position, creating a chopstick effect with the two dongs.
Man, my buddy and I had a great night last night double chop sticking the Asian girl down the street. Hope she doesn't end up with an extra dumpling in the rice streamer. Never knew what an Asian Chopstixxx was until now.
by mXPhoeniX March 19, 2024
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