ClImAtE ChAnGe 

Its gotten so hotter outdoors, don't you think? I think the Earth may be actually burning up. I'm convinced (hoping) that all of humanity dies next year because I'm a miserable leftist who hates life (especially children).

Hey dipshits, climate changes EVERY YEAR! Autumn, Winter, Spring and Summer are actual seasons. Oh, is this your first time learning about seasons, libtard? You deserve a cookie. Thanks for your effort, you get an 100% on your test!

Person 1: Its 100° out today.

Person 2: Climate change.

Person 1: Our climate changes every year.

ClImAtE ChAnGe by Skyrim550 August 4, 2022

transylvanian sex change 

Having one's cock and balls cut off, then having something mildly resembling a pussy carved out with a sharp or almost sharp implement.

Dude I heard Randall gave Fritz got a transylvanian sex change after he fucked Randall's bitch.

transylvanian sex change by Theo Mansard February 23, 2009

oil change 

when a girl has her period it is an oil change. out with the old bad old, in the with good clean oil.

Man, she's on her oil change again.

oil change by iwillbohnyou February 8, 2005

Climate change 

Good. It's a good thing. Hopefully it is as apocalyptic as dumb hippy liberals like to say it is and I get to watch them and their fuck trophies die.

Climate change is going to kill our kids!!!

Ok.... And what do I get for saving your kids lives?

We need to move past petty selfishness!

In exchange for what?

To save the world!

So, nothing. You want me to save the world for nothing? Because selfishness is bad?

Yes.

And in what way do you contribute to my life that would make me want to go the for you? Is it positively or negatively?

I don't know.

It's negatively. Obviously. So, YOU'RE, the selfish one. You want to compell me to keep you alive and safe for nothing? I don't care if we all die. After I'm dead all of your lives are meaningless. So, how about this: for every one time you suck my dick; I will recycle a single item.

I'm not going to do that!

Well, then you don't care as much about the planet and the lives of your kids as you pretend to, now, do you?

Climate change by Hym Iam November 21, 2020

chump change 

Loose change (currency) that a passenger in your car receives from a drive-in restaurant. They are obligated to leave the change in your vehicle.

Put the "chump change" in the center console. Its the least you can do - I'm driving beaatch!

chump change by Shiznig September 13, 2005

Polish Change

A change that was not based on any rational thought.

A change simply for the sake of change, often for the worse.

"If Brad Pitt were to leave Angelina Jolie for Amy Whinehouse, he'd have to be committed to an insane asylum." No, that is beyond crazy. That is a polish change.

Hugh Hefner turning the playboy mansion into a goat farm is a polish change.

Polish Change by PolesCan'tFly September 15, 2010

hold some change 

A statement that a broke or cheap person uses when he or she needs a loan

Yo, bro i just lost a bet. Can I hold some change?

hold some change by ihaveatoopee April 3, 2006