Black Cat

A person who does not fit in to any group. The strong silent type, always observing and analyzing situations before getting involved. May have a lot to say but does not say it. Often settles problems alone and is more than capable of it. For the few who get to know him/her a close and loyal friend they will find. A black cat is a nomad, forever roaming the world. A black cat may seem shy to some but make no mistake, he/she is merely bored and is thinking of greater things. Black cats are not judgemental and are easy to confide in. A beloved friend, though not always around. They may not understand your affection toward them, but will always return friendship. A black cat is extremely good at figuring people out, as a result black cats fall in love easy after accepting all your faults and your trust. They can fall for more than one person resulting in bad luck. When a black cat is your lover only death can keep you apart, but not for long. The person you want to cross paths with, The perfect lover and loyal best friend, a black cat roaming.

Woman| That man is perfect!!! And awesome in the bedroom!!!! I'm going to marry him. Where did he go?
Man: He left town...
Woman:WHERE?! WHY?!?
Man:He's just a black cat roaming now....

by Pumpkin Eater #13 Black Cat August 23, 2014

Yardley Cat

Something once respected, revered, or liked, but is which is eventually discarded.

Kelly: "What happened to her best friend? I thought they were so close they were inseparable."

Cathy: "Yea I was surprised, too, but once she used her to get what she needed, she tossed her away like a Yardley cat!"

by singletrackmind May 29, 2023

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by NYAN NYAN NYAN May 11, 2011

Smoke the cat

To consume a massive amount of weed.

"Man, I really need to let loose tonight, I say we buy a shitload of weed and just smoke the cat."

"We were high as shit last night, we pretty much smoked the cat."

by Garret Myers September 20, 2009

nasty cat

Another name for a girl's pussy (usually when it's bare)

Bertha was walking around the house wearing nothing but a long T shirt airing out that nasty cat of hers.

by Nutsack McCluskey August 24, 2006

bathing a cat

No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.

When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat

by Da Man too June 30, 2008

cat clocking

When you catch an individual looking at you and they immediately look away only to look back at you soon after. A phrase derived from the old fashion cat clocks that would move their eyes from side to side as the seconds went by.

Dennis: " Have you seen who's here at the party?"
Alex: " Yeah man, looks like Torran made it after all"
Dennis: " You think he knows you are here?"
Alex : "Of course he knows I'm here, he's been cat clocking me since I got here. Acting like he hasn't seen me" "He knows he owes me money"

by Arthur Justice 2 January 10, 2015