3 definitions by A person who skateboards

Cat

A cute fluffy ball of love that mooches off u for ur food but u let it because of how cute it is

Is that a cat

Yup

U know it will just mooch off of you

But it’s so cute

by A person who skateboards April 8, 2020

Skateboard

So this is what will happen when u decide to skateboard. You’ll go and buy a cheap Walmart board because you can’t afford a real one then you’ll start skating and get really addicted then you’ll try ur first trick and can’t land it cuz u suk. Then you’ll throw your board on the ground in anger and it will snap cuz it was 1$ so you’ll tell ur mom that ur board broke and she’ll get mad and say it’s your fault (witch it is for being cheap) and she won’t buy u a new one

My skateboard broke

Duh cuz it was 1$

by A person who skateboards April 9, 2020

Dog

Your only friend

Stranger: is that your dog?

No it’s my best friend

by A person who skateboards April 8, 2020