Kizzy Cap

n: when it's cap, but it's, like, REALLY cap, and you can't believe it's true for the life of you.

Josh: Yo I got in Harvard!
John: Nah that's KIZZy cap bro no way, you got like a 2.0 GPA
Josh: Sheesh bro can't take a joke?

by Aunt Suzy's Rat January 28, 2022

caps attack

when you go to hit the shift key but accidentaly pressing the caps lock button instead, making all typed letters capitalized giving the essence that what you typed or texted would be considered "yelling"

Dude #1: "WHATZ UP BRO!!!???

Dude #2: "Why are you yelling?

Dude #1: "Oh lol sorry, i was caps attacked"

by mr.dude-guy June 20, 2010

Bitch Cap

Alcohol bottle stoppers that limit the amount of pour.

Take that bitch cap off and chug that liquor!

by Beacon t November 28, 2020

cap suck

CAP SUCK IS A SLANG WORD FOR BLOW JOB

MY GIRL FRIEND GAVE ME A KILLER CAP SUCK LAST NIGHT !!!!
I COULD DO WITH A CAP SUCK RIGHT NOW !!!

by DOZSIM September 5, 2017

cap hell

when a team's current and future commitments are close to or over the salary cap, leaving them little to no cap space to pay or resign their current roster

even if they were to make the playoffs this year they'd still be stuck in cap hell

by memedeity2k17 November 2, 2021

Weiner Cap

WEANER cap is the simple dark red tip of ur Willy after you beat the absolute fuck out of it for a solid 37 minutes.

Damn, my Weiner Cap is almost purple nigga.

by Narcfucc May 29, 2019

kipper cap

A nutritious, sweet, and tasty treat. Usually taken for breaks and goes well with anything else that's sweet like a honey bun or a kit cat. Normally abbreviated as a kipcap.

Girl: My head hurts so bad, something is definitely wrong

Dude: Hey c'mon you deserve a break, have a kipper cap.

Girl: Just what I need :D! I knew I was missing something.

by infrontofyou!!!1 January 23, 2011