cactibush

A stubbly, and/or prickly pubic hair region.

my face was raw this morning after eating on her cactibush all night.

by Slyrogers October 12, 2017

Cactied

Getting drunk off something you didn't know had alcohol in.

They were cactied after that party last night.

by robobuilder October 28, 2017

Cactus Dick

When a fuckboy has a really good dick game but you know he isn’t good for you.

I can’t resist Brian’s cactus dick.

by EMarchetta13 January 26, 2018

cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.

I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer

by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018

cactuses

When you get a shirt that has the same cactus repeated all over the shirt. If the shirt has multiple species of cactus then the appropriate term would be cacti.

My shirt has cactuses on it.

by PresteWood May 6, 2018

cactifucation

The process where one places a cactus on one's work boot, then proceeds to kick it up someone's rear end.

As punishment for their crimes, the bank robbers were subject to CACTIFUCATION.

by Wolf1701 May 7, 2018

cactoos

Oo, so we talking about a cactus?

'That is a cactus you dumb piece of human garbage'
'Cactoos'

by Chad_maisvikkel June 11, 2018