crafty fag

When you sneak off two have a ciggarete at fammily ocations

tod: Dad where is uncle jerald.

Dad: he snuck of four a crafty fag.

Uncle jerald: Thats good shit

by rodam July 14, 2006

crusty-crack

when you either shit urself or u don't wipe ur ass and it crusts over creating a hard brown surface of shit (it usually covers ur asshair)

after john had an assplosion in my ass, i did not wipe it off and i got a crusty-crack

by DAVEYWAVEer January 25, 2003

Crusty toes

Yum yum

Crusty toes yum yum

by ZDOGNATION( Waylon) July 21, 2019

the crafty honky

a human of white colouring who intends to be overly crafty in all aspecs of life, including walking craftily through crowds of the queen's police force....

the crafty honky also uses overly crafty methods of obtaining sources of nicotine...

"who the fuck stole manz cigarettes?
must have been the crafty honky."

by jimmy jew March 18, 2007

Crusty Morgan

A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.

Last nite my woman was hungry and bored so i filled her up with a Crusty Morgan.

by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009

crafty wenchism

The act of guilting someone into doing what you want them to do, often through the use of an ultimatum.

Steffi: I won't go to class if you keep me occupied for the next 3.5 hours.
Jess: Ok
Steffi: Well what are you gonna do to preoccupy me?
Jess: Umm....
Fay: Omg, crafty wenchism!

Also... Fay= crafty wench

*Credit must be given where credit is due... JPL <3

by Fayalicious Definition November 11, 2009

Crusty Fiend

1. One who is filthy, grimy, and fiends for an object(s); possesing a strong desire for drugs, money, any sort of vice or source of pleasure.

2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.

Child: Hey look at that guy over there; he is really strange.

Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.

by Phyllis Brownwood September 13, 2010