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boffins bridge

The piece of 'no mans land' skin between the genitals and anus, aka taint. Present on both man and woman.
Joanne licked Peter's boffins bridge, much to Peter's delight
by Johnsi-boy January 21, 2007
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A bridge too far

This basically is a synonym for “a long shot”, or an overly ambitious plan.

The story behind it is that during WWII in 1944, the Allies came up with a plan (Operation Market Garden) to use paratroopers to secure three bridges over three key rivers behind enemy lines in The Netherlands. British forces would then rush forward across all three bridges to relieve the paratroopers, and later push into Germany itself.

It was an extremely ambitious plan. A British commander is alleged to have said “I think we may be going a bridge too far”, and he was right. The American airborne divisions were able to capture the first two bridges, and were relieved. But the British and Polish paratroopers at the third and final bridge at Arnhem were basically wiped out before tanks of the Irish Guards could punch through to reach them. Market Garden was an operational failure.
Person 1: “I’m going to try to finish the essay the morning it’s due.”
Person 2: “I think that’s a bridge too far buddy...”

“I think we may be going a bridge too far.”
— Lieutenant-General Frederick Browning
by A solid cube of tungsten October 28, 2018
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briage

the colors pink and bright green put together
"those shoes are so briage!"
by Jazz Lah June 11, 2006
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jizz binge

someone who has had a serious abstinence problem for a couple of months and gone on an all out jizz binge to replenish themselves full of protein.
"did you hear that Amy went to the doctors today? she collapsed!"

"No what did the doctor tell her?"

"To go on a jizz binge, apparently she was lacking her normal dosage of protein."

"teaches her for being a dirty holdout"
by submissivemissy May 25, 2008
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onion bridge

The onion bridge is the space between a mans anus and the beginning of his scrotum.
Ouch! These underpants really chafe my onion bridge!!
by Uncle Vonners September 2, 2004
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The Bridge on the River Kwai

1. A 1957 war film starring Alec Guinness.

2. An almost infeasibly perilous overpass, the crossing of which unconditionally necessitates death. Under no circumstances should any person attempt to cross this bridge. Any attempt to do so ranks as outright folly of the highest order. Basically lunacy. Alternative means of transit are strenuously advised and readily available, so there is really no need to attempt to traverse by this means. You have been warned.
1. Although it is widely acknowledged that Alec Guinness actually WAS Obi-Wan Kenobi, and that there IS such a thing as The Force, there is an urban legend which claims that he was in fact a mere actor who starred in such films as The Bridge on the River Kwai. Clearly this is utter pretense and I should know, as I myself happen to be a Jedi Knight.

2. "So did you hear about Superman?"
"Yeah, idiot thought that being more or less invincible, he could cross The Bridge on the River Kwai...clearly he was mistaken. Even I could have told him that"
"I always thought it would be kryptonite that got him in the end, but there's no accounting for some people's arrogance!"
by Lukenestler November 16, 2006
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Binged

An unconsented search by Microsoft
You type 192.168.1.8 in your address bar to access your IP printer. Instead of getting “Server not found” error message when your printer does not respond because it is off, you instead get BINGED. The lesson is that Microsoft knows better than you in what you want. Obviously you really wanted to see the “IP Whois report” or see the “GeoIPTool” rather than knowing your printer is offline.
by Garreth Jones May 14, 2013
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